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Hi its Vince with Slap Chop Watch This Hi its Vince with Slap Chop Youre gonna be in a great mood all day Cuz youll be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop Its like slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop (x2) Now look heres a potato One slap you get big chunks for stew Two slaps, home fries in a second And now look at this When you add a mushroom The more you do it The finer it gets And you dont have to switch any blades Now you love salad You hate makin salad Ya know you hate makin salad Ya hate makin salad Thats why you dont have any salad in your diet Just one slap, salad Soup, coleslaw, stuffing in what? Five seconds? Four, five seconds its done! This thing, this tuna looks boring Stop having boring tuna Stop having a boring life Add this tuna putting it in like this Now youre gonna have a nice exciting life now Heres a hard boiled egg One chop you add the pickle You add the green onion And ya know whatcha can do you can mix things together Add the ham and youre gonna love this Dont have time to make breakfast? Breakfast to go! Watch this Your gonna love my nuts Watch this Your gonna love my nuts Watch this Your gonna watch this Your gonna watch this Watch this, watch this Watch this, watch this Watch this Fruit, what about fruit? Put a mango Watch this (x4) Isnt that beautiful on your ice-cream? The reason youre gonna slap away everyday Is cuz its so easy to clean One Two And pops open like that Now these other ones youve seen at the stores Bacteria <b>...</b> Slap Chop Rap
Remix by Young Jeezy [Chorus:(T-Pain)] Tell me what do you see When you looking at me (woooahhhh) On a mission to be What I'm destined to be (woooahhhh) I done been through the pain and the sorrow The struggle is nothing but love (nothing but love) I'm a soldier, a rider, a ghetto survivor Andall the above All The Above All The Above All The Above All The Above All The Above All The Above All The Above [Verse 1:(Maino)] Really what do you see When you looking at me Real niggas love me, they feel me, the streets is proud of me Homie i'm just like you This is what that grind do Look at me my movement is spreadin' just like the swine flu Ain't no use in stoppin me baby i'm uncontrollable Never back down keep fighting just like a soldier do Yeah I guess its on again They gon' respect New York again Promise you Haidi I love you, you gone walk again Pants hangin', still bangin' never let my city down Came from nothin' reppin Brooklyn Tell me you don't feel me now Imma G, imma rider, imma son, imma father Black flag, black Pradas yeah imma real survivor This for my homies who I lost along tha way Either death or in jail you still apart of me Still showin' me love, all of my thugs Head high fist in tha sky, all the above [Chorus:(T-Pain)] Tell me what do you see When you looking at me (woooahhhh) On a mission to be What I'm destined to be (woooahhhh) I done been through the pain and the sorrow The struggle is nothing but love (nothing but love) I'm a soldier, a rider, a ghetto <b>...</b> All The Above...
[Intro] Oh! Ladies and Gentlemen The moment youve all been waiting for .. In this corner, weighing 175 pounds With a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders The undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world Slim Shady! [Chorus] So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Dont act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto Uh-oh uh-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotgun and do not one of them got clothes Now wheres the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers? I notice theres so many of them and theres really not that many of us And ladies love us, my posses kicking up dust Its on 'til the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk Ok... lets go [Verse 1 -Eminem] Back with Andre the giant, mister elephant tusk Fix you must, youll just be another one bit the dust Just one of, my mothers sons who got thrown under the bus Kiss my butt, lick the fumunda cheese from under my nuts It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks Its a must, I redeem my name n haters get mushed Bitches lust, man they love me when I lay in the cut Fist the cup, the lady gave her eighty sumn paper cut Now picture us, Its ridiculous you curse at the thought Cause when I spit the verse the shit, gets worse then worcestershire sauce If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes Its elementary, the elephants have entered the room I venture to say we're the center of attention its true Not to mention back with <b>...</b> Eminem - Crack a...
100000 Views!!! ___Lyrics below___ [Jay-Z] Guru turn this shit up (OW!) I know a million people already did this Let's make it a billion Get busy, happy birthday my nigga Geah, a billi, a billi, a billi a billionaire Call me Philly Collins, I feel a billion is in the air I affiliate, with Billy Cakes, that's my pair And Jah-ma-nillionaire is my consigliere When I wear, Billionaire, Boys Clubs it's more than care I don't wear it cause Pharrell, I wear it cause I'm fo'real {*I SEE DEAD PEOPLE*} I see Benjamins and a billion other big head people I'm a natural born hustler, Marcy Projects motherfucker Turned professional journalist reportin, live from the gutter My girl, carry boxcutters, rubbers, shoot up with undercovers screamin FUCK THE WORLD, why, cause, don't nobody love us Shawn Carter, Sean Bell, what's the difference? Do tell 50 shots or 50 mill', ain't no difference go to hell So, BRRRAK, lick a shot for, BRRRACK Obama, change gon' come-ah I'ma buy the whole hood llamas on me Roc nation army, million strong and the mantra's gon' be It is whatever it's gon' be, on three Shawn, in the Hum V, y'all can call it cold warm Declarin, I'm free, bumpin 'Pac and the Outlawz I'm flyer than all outdoors, I ball out pours I buy, champagne companies, I'm past buyin out bars But I do that, I'm so past, G5's and G4's But I flew, back, back and forth like Aaliyah (rest in peace to ya) Takes a nation of millions to hold us back But when your boy reach a billion it's a wrap (off of <b>...</b> Jay Z - A billie...
[Lil' Wyte] Go on and slip me two Xanax Bars - I'm ready to get full 5th of Crown to wash it down, I'm downtown snapping rolls Ain't no shame up in my game - in fact I'm mentally deranged Oxycotton in my system - man I'm feeling kinda strange Watch me choke up on this dope - Blueberry from Texas She wanna get up in rotation that's too bad cause I'm stressing by now its 1:30 am - 11 Percocets just entered me 15 minutes from this second - I'll be crawling on my knees Laughing at the crowd of all the clowns that be surrounding me Take another Loritab to calm me down and let me see Body be relaxed - muscles be loose, and you have stopped the pain No more bitching 'bout your day and work and driving in the rain Put up wit' the fussing and discussion - I plant in your brain Hypnotize ya minds, like all the rest but I come through the veins Take a chill pill to slow me down and get back in this game Gatta be up on ya P's and Q's to even feel it mane (Hook 2x - [Lil' Wyte]) Oxycotton - Xanax Bars - Percocet and Loritab Valiums - Morphine - Patches - Exctacy - and it's all up for grab What'cha want - what'cha need - hit me up I got you mane What'cha want - what'cha need - hit me up I got you mane Scarecrow, scarecrow whats that you popping? A powerful pill they call Oxycotton But it'so tiny, and it got you dragging Haven't you heard big things come in small packages I prefer the orange ones with the black OC Take two and you can not move up out your seat Some people melt em down <b>...</b> Lil Wyte -...
Safe Sex by DJ 2o1 Lil Wayne - Safe Sex
For all who play the great game of lacrosse :) [EDIT] ~~~~Lyrics~~~~ Thank you lacrosseaddict Damn it feels good to be a laxer Damn it feels good to be a laxer A true laxers gonna party all night A real laxer knows that his bitch is comin home So a real laxer don't need to start fights And Navy gonna get the ring fo the cap When the champ says always what they taught em And real laxers dont need to sweat hoes Cuz them real laxers already got em Aint gotta act cool if you know you a laxer True laxers just who we meet Play three-sixty-fi a year 24/7 Cuz real laxers can always compete And all I gotta say to you Maryland, Hopkins, Syracuse dick-eatin bastards The times gonna come when we wear the ring Damn it feels good to be a laxer Damn it feels good to be a laxer Feedin' the crease with the finest of skills Aint gotta be born in Meriland Yo, just come with that shit that is ill Damn it feels good to be a laxer I mean a big stud that everyone know Ridin' Nap Town crunk n the boys is all drunk With the bitchs and the acne hoes Now lax muthafuckers come from all around the country Though we play as one with a pact These laxers righ here are some rough ones man Make a step and we dont have to ask And all I gotta say to you Maryland, Hopkins, Syracuse dick-eatin bastards When the pads come off, what the fuck you gonna do Damn it feels good to be a laxer Damn it feels good to be a laxer A real laxer dont always get up late A real laxer breaks balls off in practice Cuz he knows <b>...</b> Damn it feels...
[UPDATE] Read this before you view if your looking for this song for ur myspace here is the link for DJ 2o1's myspace profile.myspace.com he has some sick mixes and support him www.youtube.com if you see this video flame this kid he took my video :) 100000 views keep em commin... Lil Wayne - Bitch...

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